Bakgrownd compeytishun!!

resenterly dis wunnerful syte did go down forcos blogger did make orl dese chanjes an i cudnt be arsd to update da syte but now i haf been finkin dat it wud be a gud chance for a maykover so i haf set da noo compeytishun an dat is to mayke a noo bakgrownd image for da syte. dat is is wot mor dus u want, a munkey??!!!
da rools is verrry simple - make me a bakgrownd:
1) mi bakground will be repeateytive
2) pleese avoyd maykin it look too bizzy
3) please avoid mayking in look like it will mayke ur eyes bleed
4) rat and riff relayted is a bonustive

da prize is dat it will be used on dis syte on all pajes except da cemmitary and da minyun pledge paje and it mus be submitted by da 10th of march to my email address many fankyous an gud luk!!!!

Secund competishun

i ave bin helpin mum mayke cloves an i ave dun da drawing an she as bin ironin them onto cloves an i did a drawin she relly lyked to go on tshirts to wear in bed and she tryed to fink of a slogan but all she cud fink of was 'Sleepy Minion Leeder' wich is pants, so da competishun now is to come up wiv a betterer slogan to go iv da pichur an it lasts til end of munday an the winner will win an iron-on transfer wiv da slogan an dis is da pichur:

first competishun

today we have de firs competishun an the prize will be an iron on transfer of me to put on ur cloves. the compeytishun is:
today i did get a bran spankin noo dubble dekker hammock wich cost lotsa munney. how many days before it is destroyed so bad mum has to frow it awy an vows not to bye me a noo wun?
An fur the case of a drawer, who do you fink the main house minion who did da most dammige is: me, cobway, toga, snaggle, mallo or dobbie (but not dat baldric cos he lives in anuvver cayge)